Friday, September 28, 2007

Action heroes are big Nazis

Why do so many action heroes such assholes, or have such weird or deranged beliefs?

  • Erroll Flynn: big Nazi.
  • John Wayne: uber-conservative.
  • Charlton Heston: NRA gun-nut.
  • Mel Gibson: made a torture-porn movie about Jesus Christ; makes other racist-seeming movies (ex.- Apokalypto); slurred Jews in confrontation a cop. His father is a Holocaust-denier, just like Ahmadinejad.
  • Tom Cruise: turned out to be a Scientologist.
  • Chuck Norris: uber-conservative.
  • Steven Seagal: ditched wife in Japan; married another woman while still married to her.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger: Groped chicks against their will, picked on people growing up, and rumored to be a Nazi. Father was rumored to be a Nazi sympathizer. Uber-conservative.
  • Sylvester Stallone: allegedly an egomaniac who picks on his domestic servants.
  • Jean-Calude Van Damme: picks on people, picks on and gropes women against their will.
  • Colin Farrell: gets into too many fights.
  • Russell Crowe: flips out and picks on people.